ya dads aren't the best wingmen
What a fucking waste of an outfit
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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