I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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