I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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