we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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