fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I FOUND THE LEGS
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
