So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
did you just send me my own nude
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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