it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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