i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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