I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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