Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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