Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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