I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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