Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Boobs are out for the taking
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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