I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So many bounce houses so little time
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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