i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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