North Korea, Best Korea!
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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