she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We don't watch enough power rangers
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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