We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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