At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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