This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
third nipple confirmed
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
