Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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