whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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