So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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