try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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