sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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