Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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