Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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