so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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