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HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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