I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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