I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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