Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just had sex bonerless
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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