Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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