I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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