would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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