He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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