Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
