I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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