her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I would fuck him just for his dog
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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