They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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