sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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