He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so let's talk penis.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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