i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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