We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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