their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
smell my finger.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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