let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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