How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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