He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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