What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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