she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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