come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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