Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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