Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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