I can text with my tongue
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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