member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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