Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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